What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:38
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : I'm 24.
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : No
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
Me : Sure.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
What are some common historical misconceptions?
Me : Thank you.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Tea ?
When does a woman know she is cumming?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : I don't drink
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).